Goldenheart- Please dont take this personally, we're all newbies at first, but that was the funniest thing I've ever read. Brilliant. And I thought I was having a bad day.
Anyway, B's correct, although Smooth skinning would be a better solution to your problem. Before you skin, attach your IK handles- a Spline IK handle is most suitable for a tail. Then smooth bind the bones to the geometry.
Have a look in the manuals under "skinning" and "spline IK"
Good luck!
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