or commit the ultimate crime.
refer here: http://www.scottevest.com/
1: put your pda, drink bottle, cell phone, dongle, laptop, headphones, three rows of carrots, and your entire extended family in your scottevest.
2: Take it off and put it in the candy bowl.
3: resist frolliking and shreaking with extacy having just lost 300kg's.
actually, i dont think it matters, staggering around sweating in a suspiciously bulging coat! face it, your going to get strip searched my man!